We stuck our fan favourite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.
MADE FOR MEDIUM NOGGINS Just-right midsize sunnies.
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colours.
NO SLIP Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
ALL POLARISED Glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.
ALL FUTURE A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.