OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
In the spirit of futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallised forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
MADE FOR RUNNING
GREAT FOR BEASTING/BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™
1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARISED Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.**No batteries required.
5 IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER You will be immortalised in the glittering palace of unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.
Best Dystopia Ever(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)